You're not age appropriate for this party. Will Goes a-Courtin' Carlton: Steffi, go home. Best 50 bucks I ever spent.Ĭarlton: (singing Kenny Rogers' The Gambler) You got to know when to hold 'em. Jazz: My first time was with a girl from the projects. (doing the throwing the ball hand movement) Fetch, Ernie. Philip: What did you say? Carlton: I say. (Philip sits on top of Will's lap, causing him to scream in agony as the episode ends)Ĭarlton: Big poopie. Philip: You know, Will, if you had pulled a stunt like this when you were in high school, there's no telling what I would do. Father of the Year (Will and Jackie are quarrelling they start shouting the same words simultaneously) Will & Jackie: You ain't ever gonna change! I'm getting the last word! No, you're not! Oh, yes, I am! Damn!! Will: Yeah, we need clean-up in aisle five.
Pick up your litter." (Carlton is knocked down by a student) Carlton: Come on guys, help me up. Will: (referring to his Western Philosophy teacher) Ay, Skippy, the Garth Brooks concert must be over, huh?Ĭarlton: Carlton the peacock says "Don't be a quitter. Will: (referring to his Western Philosophy teacher) Hey Sting, kick some lyrics, man. And you know how he did? He challenged me. Carlton: (singing) I used to live downtown, on 29. It asks questions like, "Did anybody really think Kool Moe Dee was a cowboy?" (singing) The Wild Wild West. Carlton: He doesn't even know what Western Philosophy is. Philip: Western Philosophy, I'm impressed. Carlton: Fool, like that was his real head. Will: Trevor didn't look so bad for a dude that had a concrete facelift. (later, after returning from Trevor's funeral) It was a lovely service. Philip: Let's just pray that Trevor's okay.
Hilary: "Please Stand By"? Great, the president's about to interrupt my marriage proposal.
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Trevor (on TV proposes to Hilary): Hilary Banks! Hilary: Yes, Trevor?! Trevor: Will you marry me?! (slams to the ground) Will: I ain't no bungee expert or nothin', but I don't think he's supposed to be slammin' into the ground like that.
Whatever happened to getting down on one knee? Hilary: Daddy, that's for old fogies. Followed by a family, which is even more hard work! And a teenage daughter who doesn't wanna be seen with you in public! And a wife! A wife who won't let you anywhere near her! And a butler! A butler who may be the father of your child! And a gardener! A GUARD.!! Carlton: DAD! DAD! Where There's a Will, There's a Way (2) Hilary: It's a Bungee jump proposal! Phil: Oh, please. Philip: Excuse me! Is this what you've been tellin' my boy?! Will: What? Philip: That life is one big orgy?! Philip: Well, college is hard work, son. Guy: What's this thing? Philip: It's a symbol for GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!!! Like Prince? Philip: Prince Who? Guy: See? That's exactly why fathers ain't allowed at the mall. Philip: This is a stick with a snake wrapped around it. Philip: What's your name, son? Guy: This. Who do we have here? Ashley: We met at the mall. Where There's a Will, There's a Way (1) Philip: Hold it.
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